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duffiethedirectioner:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

carlilemysaviour:

but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation

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i just died

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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  • me: better check my phone for texts from friends
  • me: *checks phone*
  • me: better get some friends

malevolencyyy:

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you hard at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via chroniclovee)