but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation
i just died
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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- me: better check my phone for texts from friends
- me: *checks phone*
- me: better get some friends
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you hard at the most inappropriate of times.
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